Stole from Dinesh's blog

LOL! This thing is damnnnn funny! Got it from Dinesh's blog.

He calls this a quiz, is it even a quiz for that matter? Who cares. It's crazy and I wanna play too xD

Hahahahaha! This is soooooo exciting!!! ( -_-" )

1. Dinesh [Haha! since this' from your blog]
2. Yin Yee
3. Yee Keng
4. Vi Iyin
5. Chu Ian
6. Ching Fay
7. Boyce
8. Shi Ching
9. Ka Wai
10. Jack Ng
11. Zhi Lin
12. Jesse
13. Aaron Cheah
14. Shi Qiang
15. May Ling
16. Wan Ee
17. Wen Kit
18. Chuu Khai
19. Izwan
20. Nik Arif

How did you meet 13?: (Aaron Cheah)
First knew him through msn surprisingly in Form 2, then I joined the prefectorial board and really got to know who he is. Coincident happens, he happened to be staying around the neighbourhood and is my classmate in Form 4 and 5 and is also one of my good friends! x)

What would have happened if you hadn't met 6?: (Ching Fay)
I don't think I will be the Khai Sim I am today... she changed my life indirectly le. I think I changed hers ALOT! Haha!

What do you honestly think of 10?: (Jack Ng)
Tao Kai Pro. ZZZZZZZ!

Would 8 date 3?: (Shi Ching, Yee Keng)
Hahahahahahahahaha! Second thought, quite compatible wor~

Were you ever into 4?: (Vi Iyin)
YES! I married her once!!! But we divorced... =(

Would you date 5?: (Chu Ian)
Hahaha. Why not? Then polish his wallet clean buying food!

Would 2 & 11 make a good couple?: (Yin Yee, Zhi Lin)
Oooh La La. A beauuu-ti-fulll picture indeed!

Would you go out with 14? (Shi Qiang)
Of course? Weih, friends la, of course will go out right?

Describe 7 in 7 words. (Boyce)
Mr. Ultraman, basketball pro and my hero [COUGH! COUGH!]

Do you think 15 is hot?: (May Ling)
Definitely!

Would 1 & 17 make a good couple?: (Dinesh, Wen Kit)
LOL! This is getting funnier... Uhm. Well, let's just say I can already imagine those two getting wed already.

Tell me something about 5: (Chu Ian)
Nothing to say about that fella.

Do you know any of 6's family?: (Ching Fay)
Well, I know her mum, her dad, her sister, her fishes......

On a scale of 1-10, how cute is 16?: (Wan Ee)
0. OK, fine! 0.5 then. Haha, joke la. Wan Ee very the cuteeeeee til can't be rated.

What language does 19 speak?: (Izwan)
He mumbles...

Who is 12 going out with?: (Jesse)
Either a guy or a girl or probably a zebra for that matter. Haha, I don't know. Ask him yourself.

When was the last time you spoke to 13?: (Aaron Cheah)
I talk too much. So I think it's sometime this week, I can't remember.

Would 18 & 14 make a good couple?: (Chuu Khai, Shi Qiang)
Hahahah. I don't think so. He's short. She's tall. You do the math.

Okay, fine! He's not short, he's just shorter than she is. xD

Would you ever date 2?: (Yin Yee)
Yes. We already going to have one after SPM. *mock seriousness*

How'd you meet 20?: (Nik Arif)
As classmates in Form 4 and 5.

Where does 17 live?: (Wen Kit)
Earth.

How long have you known 1?: (Dinesh)
Long enough to be HIS good friend xD

Is 11 older than you?: (Zhi Lin)
Fortunately, yes. Zhi Lin poh poh...

Have you ever gone out with 7?: (Boyce)
No. Do you want to?

Have you kissed 5?: (Chu Ian)
Zzzzzzzzz. Wait. Yes. I did! Hahaha! I kissed my computer screen with his conversation box opened!

Do you find 1 attractive?: (Dinesh)
VERY! xD

What is 3's best feature?: (Yee Keng)
His pro-ness in guitar.

What do you like about 9? (Ka Wai)
His ability to make me laugh even when he's emo... Actually, I'm laughing at his emo-ness, and he doesn't think it's funny at all. HAHA

Is 5 a good friend?: (Chu Ian)
Probably one in a million. There are better ones in the other millions though.

Out of 8, 17, 4, 16, 2 who would you sleep with?: (Shi Ching, Wen Kit, Vi Iyin, Wan Ee, Yin Yee)
Everyone one of them, except Wen Kit. HAHAHA!

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I realised that there's alot of questions related to number 5, which I chose Chu Ian. Should have put ahem there instead... cough. Haha! Dinesh, did you actually editted the whole thing? It seems kinda bias larh...

Woh-kay. Have to stop this now. It took up 1 hour of my time, and SPM hasn't even end yet! Stop blogging la you and go study your Accounts LA!

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

3 more to go

Freedom shall be suh-weeeeeeeeeeet!

x)

Accounts objective for tomorrow and there will be only Chinese 1 and 2.

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Geez. It's raining now so I shall just rant on something...

You know, time really goes damn fassssssssssssssssssssssssst! But I think I'm getting the hang of it.

I admit. I'm a person who love to look back into the past, but I do feel excited about the future too. Most importantly, to appreciate the present so that we won't regret in the future when we look back again.

Woh-kay! Why being so philosophical now?

Anyway, Accounts subjective today was uh... I dunno. But, quote Shi Ching "it's like..so straightforward.. dunno whether they conning us anot. feel uneasy..lol" . Yeap.

Well, we shall just hope for the best then! Haha?

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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
EH! CAN STOP RAINING OR NOT? I WANT TO PLAY BASKETBALL LA!

4th last paper, Accounts Subjective

OH MY GAWD!

IT'S ACCOUNTS!

IT'S FINALLY HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

ACCOUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!

OMGGGGG!!!!!!!

This is the first time I'm nervous for sitting for an Accounts paper. What the Fish.

Chillll~~~

You will get an A1 for Accounts, Khai Sim. Chill. You WILL get an A1 for Accounts!

Now, go back and continue your studies, you like Accounts didn't you?
Yea, but I'm such a lazy asstard that I never even practice.
Zzzzzzzzzzz. Shut up and go revise la!

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Yeesh! You idiot bio people who did not take extra subjects, all finished d la? All happy d la?

Watch out!

tagged by benjamin

Whoops. Sorry, Ben. I'm 2 months late. xD But I'm still doing it wert. Hah.

Part 1
[FRIENDS CHOICE AWARD]
1)Most Female Hottie
Everyone is.

2) Most Male Hottie
Everyone is.

3) 2 of the Most Trustworthy
guys - Jack Ng and Ka Wai! =)
girls - Charis and Ching Fay! =)

4) Best Listener
Oooh. I've got three in mind wor.
guys - Chu Ian, Jeremy Leong and Boyce!
girls - Yin Yee, Wan Ee and Ching Fay!

5) Most Needed Shoulder(s)
Mine! to support my head.

6) Greatest Male Singer
Jebat.

7) Top 2 Whores (camwhores)
Too many larh, two is an understatement.

Part2 [FACTS]
1) What are you currently thinking of?
What to answer this question... zzz.

2) What kind of clothes are you putting on?
What do you call a shirt and basketball pants? Comfortable?

3) Who is the last person you chat with via msn.
Benjamin. To notify him that I'm doing his tag.

4) Did someone manage to influence you nowadays?
Hmmm. Perhaps Chu Ian, but not that I really adapt to it.

5) What have you done just now?
Did another blog entry?

6) What kind of theory you have just created ?
The KhaiSim's law of humour-overlaps-every-bad-vibes

7) Which music are you learning?
Guitar.

8) Do you stay up late nowadays?
Erm. Quite? But trying not to... Zzzzzzzzz.

9) 4tags go to ?
Wei Zhen.
Yin Yee.
Jine.
Zhi Lin.

10) What's your definition for abomination ?
everything that disgust me, from bitchy behaviours to never ending self absorptions and also extreme emo-ness which actually doesn't disgust me but more on making me depressed.

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WOW! LOOK AT THE NUMBER OF ENTRIES!

I'M SO PRO, MAN! I'M SO PRO!!!!!!!

That's why blogging takes up so much of my time... -_____-"

You guys better comment after reading at my tag board. YOU GUYS BETTER BE!

Happy 17th Birthday, Khai Sim

Started off with a rainy day, then Emily phoned and said she's coming over for Accounts.

Haha. Was quite a pain for doing Accounts in such a sleepy weather when you could just curl yourself in bed and treat yourself in an absolutely nice sleep. But, Oh well. All these for SPM.

Snort.

Anyway, around 11.30am. The door bell rang. Guess what?

Wan Ee, Vi Iyin, Charis, Carmen and Ching Fay were there with a cake. Zzzzz.. wow, a cake! Lol. Not quite surprised la, but I can't deny that a minor one shook me. Haha. That cake surprised me though. Haha!

Yea, food. yea, whatever. Not quite in a mood for food actually during this SPM period.

I repeat, NOT QUITE, not NONE AT ALL! Which means you can predict how important food is to me -_-

So, they came with a cake... without candles. So I had to pretend that there's these candles on the cake and fake blowing them after making a wish.

Emily told me not to cut all the way down as it brings ill luck. So she helped to cut the cake. Very nice of her.

My sister's not a good photographer... Take such a wrong moment pic.

Yesh. My sister.

Now, those who came over to make this happened :
1. Emily

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Let's try again!

Gah! Never mind!

2. Wan Ee

ZZZZZZ!

3. Ching Fay

Tsk tsk!

4. Vi Iyin

WOIIII! DON'T LIKE THAT TO ME CAN OR NOT?

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BAHAHHAHAHAHAH! GENG MOU?

5. Charis and her sister. They left early, so no photos =(

After a moment of cake eating, fried chips and fish balls polishing, we settled ourselves to plenty of ghost stories. Quite strange lo most of the stories but I rather not repeat them since I'm not a fanatic for horror movies. Brrrr. As a matter of fact, i don't even fancy them! Eeeeeek!

Crapped a bit more then we went out for some ice kacang in Ming Tien. Haha. Damn long didn't taste the ice kacang there. Yum.

After that, we went back home and Emily and I continued our Accounts.

The End.

Lol. Studying during your own birthday. How fun. And really sorry for lack of words, I'm having a terrible head ache. Seriously. Ouch...

Anyway, I would like to have a word of appreciation towards those who have wished me. And of course those whom I have mentioned above who have been there with me on my birthday and of course my parents especially and siblings and also my maid.

Geez. Sounded so formal, it's not even funny! -_____-''

So there you have it. My 17th birthday.

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Well, on the night before my birthday is coming to an end. I had managed to irritate Chu Ian... AGAIN! HAHA!

Chu Ian
Me

hahaha
y got nipples wan
dunno...for that matter, u shud consult the book "why do mens have nipples"
hahahhaha
why
lol!
go read la
i have yet to buy tat book
y
coz i didnt buy it
y
um...becoz....um...um......um..... *london bridge is falling down falling down fallin down.....*
zzzzzzz
y
coz i dun feel like buying it?
lol
y
coz i dun have the money, the mood and the desire
y
coz i dont lo
y?
well, maybe the planets are not aligned
y
coz the gravity lo...haywire liao
y
i dunno why
y?
coz i dunno lo...
why?
I DUNNO WHY LA
y
I DUNNO COZ I DUNNO COZ I DUNNO LA!
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y. the fundamental elements of conversation could not allow the existence of excessive usage of unimportant, meaningless and unworthy words that implies monotony and impacts that can damage the thinking, reasoning or hampering one's thought. Thus, this conversation shall prohibit any further of such word usages. Thank you
y. (noun) wai A word used on the purpose of knowledge gaining which is really encouraged to be used in every situation. It triggers the mind and one who does not have the ability to answer this almighty noun will often thinks this element is unimportant, meaningless and unworthy while the fact is a complete opposite. Example :
i> y?
ii> y
lol
y
not bad not bad
hahahhaa
y
lol. ehhhh, send me the conversation. I wanna blog it.
*search and copy pasted the whole thing...*
haiyoo
liddat also wanna blog
no need liao. i malas blog d
swt!

I think this chat is quite amusing, perhaps to me only since you all have known me for having a hay-wired sense of humour. Lalala~

And I'm not feeling any humourous today, something's wrong with my funny bones.

High School Graduation

November 2nd, 2007 (Friday)

My last day of usual school days in SMKDJ, after that, it will be SPM.

Anyway, let's talk about this day first. I was really tempted to blog about it that day, but the deal is not over yet and I'm darn broke, so oh well...

Seniors like Kington and Chu Ian told me that they did not cry last year during their graduation and sounded that it won't be any big deal. So, I'm relaxed to know that I won't suffer from any heart ache.

How very wrong was I...

Went to class then to the hall then listen to speeches, blablabla... Saw some human I did not favour and went into a bad mood condition. Those lousy asstards are a good reason for me to be glad to leave DJ, but they are not worth it, so quote Justin Loh and Ka Wai "ask them to go eat shit and die..."

Left the PA room because some unwelcome guests cramped up the PA room, Izwan and I stopped asking them to leave since like for months already as they are deaf, literally. I'm mean to those I'm pissed at, so shut up. At least I didn't list out names to protect privacy, but they should know.

hmpf!

Sigh. Speaking of PA, I miss the last year's crew when Andy, Chu Ian, Ganesha, Fikri, Mr Phang they all are around. All of them including Izwan, Izzat and Aaron. This year is just... different, I don't feel close to those people. Ok, fine, getting rid of negative and emo thoughts now!

Photos:

Soo Tho xD - Izwan xD

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That made my day. HAHA!

Still, there were more emo-ness to come. Meet Izwan, my seconnd PA boss who's shorter than me and has curly hair, funny guy who named me the PA housewife... Deng! Gay shit.

PA boss - PA housewife

I look damn eesh here, but Izwan said that he look macho, so I just posted it up for his sake

After all the speeches, we were all asked to sing Auld Lang Syne. Sigh, Izwan starts tearing. After that, I start tearing when we are all in the PA room, shunted away from the crowd, at least I have my PA close friends there to cheer me up.

In the memory of PA,

That one CD we always fuss around about during every assemblies

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Okay, enough of PA. Now, to my good friends!

Dinesh - Me - Liyana

Dinesh claims that this photo is damn good, cause he, Mr Hot, looks really hot in it. Zzzzzz.

Zhiiiiiiiiiiii~ Gonna miss you damn muchhhh!

Kim!!! Miss the times in Form 3 man, and now we are Form 5. Gees, time flies.

Me - Zidanetribal Jo, my pet sister xD She damn cute la.

Wormie = funny. Miss her hyperactive attitude and her out of the world stories about toilet bowls and chickens. Oh, also the times when we kept exchanging testimonials in Friendster. Lame la.
Yinnie = nothing to say cause can see her often. LALALA~ xD

Khai Sim dai jie - Kevin sai lou, eventhough he's older.

Me - Ai Rene :D

Inessa, I tell you, she's going to be famous man! This is one valuable photo. Haha!

*Pretends to cry*

Last nasi lemak as a DJ student... T_T

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Now, moving on to 5 Meranti...

Me - Charis, my classmate and basketball captain, thus the background. Gees! I look damn fat here.

"I DONT WANNA LEAVE FAY FAY!"

I love Chi May's cakes! Yum. Okay, I love Chi May too. xD

Aisyah, same class in Form 1, same class in Form 5 =)

Ming Kiet Yohoho thinks I'm a player -_-

Pui Yee loves Rain -_-

Kenn Quan, studies months before SPM! EESH. Joker.

Oh. Here's Shi Qiang aka Cicak, quite a good friend, though I never really know him well before until Form 5 when I got to know him much better during tuitions...

This is the good/ lengzai side of him

This is the scarred/ not lengzai side of him.

HAHA!

"Paiseh la..." ZZZZZZZ! Act cute >,<

Vi Iyin, my ex-wife, loves to feed me with pens

This is Pn Tan CK, our Add Maths teacher, one of our class's favourite teachers.

All of us except Wan Ee + Pn Tan

The guys want their turn too...

A1 FOR ADD MATHS, MAN!

Nik Arif - Our class and Maths teacher, Pn Tan YK - Me - Pui Yee

Charis - Fay Fay - Pn Daljit - Me

Blur pic of me and Arif but he claims that he looks sexy here, thus the photo is up

May Ling! Actually got to know her better during an accident before Sports Day, very funny and SMART

Janeeeeeee!

zzzzzzzz Jesse is taller???!!!! &*@#!^*@#^(#(@&

Ryan shaved his head LOL

Gargh. Too close up. Take again take again!

There! TUCKEE! Mr Snow White. Hehe.

Michael Loon. Cough, Vi Iyin... Cough. I'm still not done over that. xD

Aaron Cheah =)

Why do I look uglier here? Yeesh. Pretty boy steal my limelight. Go away!

Jonathan, Class monitor, Mr VERY Nice Guy

5 Meranti's laughing machine = Juanne. HAHA

Sigh. I will sure miss 5 Meranti...

The best class!! Shut up.

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And now, the teachers... though I only get to get only the photos of some of them...

Pn Tan YK, basketball club advisor, Maths and Class teacher

Pn Tan CK, Add Math teacher and PA Big Boss

Pn Monica, English teacher

Pn Daljit, Sejarah teacher

Pn Leong, Unggul advisor


Pn Siva, Juanne's long lost cousin xDDD

And, here is a proof with our famous Meranti-laughing-machine in action!

TAA-DAA!!!

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Geez. I will miss life in DJ long time...

Sigh.

Wan Ee's pre-mooncake fest party

It was on September 21st. And since I'm on with that deal, I delayed this post for the latter. Anyway, here it is yo. I may have forget some of the details though, but it's one night to be remembered!

Thanks, Wan Ee, for inviting me. Your family members are extremely witty! Enjoyed myself really really muchh~~ OH! AND THE FOOD IS SUPERB!!!! Hahahahahha!

Anyway, ok. Procedure...

I was the first to arrive.

Chuu Khai came next.

And we...

... pan emo. zzz

Okay. We waited for our princess Ching Fay and did some random stuffs while Wan Ee busied herself and took one candid...

zzzzzz

Went to Wan Ee's house and introduced ourselves to her relatives and we started eating (YESSSSS!!! Foooooood!)

Steamboat.

I'm the gelojoh wan at the left side. Deng! The food is goooood OK!

Chuu Khai is turning into an alcoholic. She may be in the mild level now, but she's turning into a wild alcohol addict soon... If she's not careful.

Her third dose for the day.

And Wan Ee's mum does not approve of it. Hor hor ta ta yo.

Then, blablabla. Laughed laughed laughed. Screamed screamed screamed. EAT EAT EAT!

Eating...

Tsk tsk. SMS boyfriend while eating is unhealthy, Joyce.

Tsk tsk

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End results from messy eaters.

Bloated and posing...

Ching Fay Fay hiding from my camera using her cup -__-'''

Hahaa. Wan Ee's sister really has a sense of humour!

Anyway, Chuu Khai love the idea on being involve in the modelling industry in the near future in her head, so ya, she kept calling herself "model-in-making".

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Whoops. Sorry, Chuu. But it's so funny. And putting you down is my hobby. Haha! Joking la. Don't cry la.

Anyway, Wan Hsin asked her to pose, and she did... -___-""""

Miss Model-in-making. Eh, whistle la!

Wan Ee seems to have the same thoughts about Chuu's great modelling dream, and went...

Garghhhh.... *Chuu's still posing "Hi, World. I'm miss model-in-making!"

I'm giving her publicity man... Helping her in getting a place in the modelling industry man...

Ah, well. Whatever.

OH YA! VI IYIN! The lengzai photo of Abel we promised!

Presenting... ABEL!

" Hi, Vi Iyin."

He's so cute ok. Lol. So shy wan.

Wan Hsin. HAHA! Cheeky, very!

We ate a bit more after almost laughing our heads off and rolling on the floor. Then, one by one we went home. Ching Fay is ever so kind to give me a lift back home. While waiting for her transport, we played with Wan Ee's Fatty...

Yes.

This is Fatty...

And he is a hamster.

FATTY!

Weird name if you ask me, cause Wan Ee's hamster is not even fat.

Okay. Done! Next entries will be up soon.

Sorry for the lack of words, but I seriously forgot most of the details, it was 2 months plus ago le... And plus, I really lost my blogging touch already. Will work on it from now. Dadada~

FINALLY!

HAHAHAHAHHAH! 12am liaoooo, means November 27th liaoooo. Means,

Get to blog liaooooo!!!

Not that the back seating for blogging had help me in getting me to study... -_-

But seriously, I'm like damn great lorh. I survived like 3 months without blogging weih... Okay, fine 2 months and 20+ days larh, but Omg la, I'm like really damn pro weihhh!!

Omg. I'm so proooo. So so prooo! *pats myself on the head*

Syok sendiri sial.

Sorry, Jesse and Chu Ian, no RM10 for you. Too bad I have such extraordinary self abstinence.

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I think I may lost my touch on blogging d. Deng.

Anyway, SPM has not end yet, but I said I may start blogging again on November 27th, which is today, which is also my birthday!!! xD

Haihhhh. Studying during your own birthday, sedih. But, I am actually more looking forward on resume blogging than my birthday. Strangeeee x)

People who wished right on the dot : Ann, Yinnie, Jack, Hillary, Chu Ian, Wen Kit, Miu Kee.

Love you guys the most!!! xD

Though Boyce is being coy, he said that he was waiting for me to get him to wish me. Ah, whatever. But thanks la :D

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Few more days to go til SPM ends! TAA!

I know I annoyed some number of people during and also before the SPM period, especially Chu Ian and Kington. Haha.

But, they really layan me weih. So so niceeee of them~ *Kiss the computer screen with their conversation boxes opened while chatting to them.* x) Weih, sorry for being sibeh kacau wei!!!
And still got some who TRIED to help me in my studies to, like Girce Boyce who tried helping me in Form 4 Add Math. It did helped, but only a bit, since some one's like playing a fool during those lessons. HEY! Not me kay, HIM! He really takes me like a dungu and asked me to match the functions and all. Damn OMG la...

Fine... I have been playing goofy too, acting like I don't know what he's talking about and making him repeat everything again. HAHAHA! Superbly funny xD

Thanks weih, Boyce! I really really love this ultraman-faced who have alienated genes which are malfunction because he is not suppose to be taller (again, I repeat) as he's younger than me!

*Hugs* Don't perasan la, Boyce, I hugging the basketball la. Darling basketball, I'm coming more for you soon after SPM weiii. Long time long time no touch basketball d. So rusted and like noobie in it already T_T

Also, there's Wan Ee, Ching Fay, Vi Iyin, Ming Kiet, Yinnie and Charis. Thanks thanks. Very much thanks xD

Oh well,
Hope I do well in SPM!

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Gargh. I miss my novels la... Yea, I left 1 with Yin Yee and 2 with Wan Ee for safe keeping... away from ME! Hah.

Just cannot wait for SPM to end...

That time, I shall flee to Atria to get all the games I can get my hands on and that very night, I shall stand on the road and gather all the SPM survivors to do a tribal dance and burn all the books while chanting singing Jenny by The Click Five.

HEY! That song is nice, so shut up. *stucks tongue out*

And while you all were so distracted, I curi-curi steal some of your books which were saved from the burning ceremony and save it for the Old Newspaper Uncle, so I could earn a few bucks. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Gargh. Stop day-dreaming larh, stoop! Anyway, I shall blog on a few different entries on the past few months of events~ Hope you enjoy reading til your eyes start to sore!

Refresh after reading to read the other entries. I'm quite surprised at my speed of typing tonight. Woot!